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Work Smart — Men's Tee

Work Smart — Men's Tee

Rs. 999.00
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"Cockroaches breed in rotten places. That's what India is today." — A. Dipke, to Al Jazeera, 20 May 2026.

Work Smart is the CJP's economic policy in two words. The system isn't broken — it's working exactly as intended, just not for you. So we stop grinding and start finding the loophole. We outlive the kitchen. We don't clean it.

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Independent merch. Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party, its founder, or any official representative. Sold as political satire.

Materials

Heavyweight 180gsm combed cotton. Dense, dependable, never see-through. Pre-shrunk so what fits at the till still fits after wash three. Reinforced shoulder seams and a tear-away label that actually tears away. Plastisol print — it survives the laundry and the laundromat.

Shipping & Returns

48-hour dispatch from our warehouse. Pan-India delivery in 3–6 working days. Free shipping on all orders. Every order ships in a plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. Your courier guy stays bored. Wrong size? 7-day no-questions swaps. We won't ask why. Reach us at contact@kinkkart.com.

Dimensions

Half-sleeve round-neck men's tee. All measurements in inches. Garment is pre-shrunk; finished size may vary by +/- 0.5".

SizeChestLengthShoulderSleeve
S3827178
M4028188.5
L4229199
XL4430209.5

Chest measured flat, pit-to-pit, x2. Length from high shoulder to hem. Regular fit — order true to size for a relaxed drop, or one down for closer to body.

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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OUTLIVE THE KITCHEN.

Don't clean the rotten place. Build a route through it. The smartest thing a roach ever did was figure out which fridge had the food.

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