For couples where she's in charge

Wear what you whisper.
Then what you dare.

A woman in a black Born to Rule tee sits in a hot-pink velvet armchair; a man in a navy That's What She Ordered tee stands behind her with a hand on the chair.
Worn, not told

On her Born to Rule On him That's What She Ordered

Slogan tees for the couples who've already settled who's in charge. Some say it in a whisper. Some say it to the whole brunch table.

Shop for her Shop for him Or shop matching sets
  • Printed to order in the USA
  • Plain, discreet packaging
  • Misprints replaced free
  • FREE US SHIPPING
  • HER HOUSE, HER RULES
  • WORN, NOT TOLD
  • FOR THE BOLD + THE BLUSHING
  • PRINTED TO ORDER IN THE USA
  • MADE TO MISBEHAVE

01Pick a side

Whose side are you on?

Hers says who's in charge. His says he's fine with that. The sets say it together.

02Start here

Start here.

Eight good first picks, from barely coded to very much not.

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  • Miss Stress tee in Black — front [kk-studio] Miss Stress tee in Black — three-quarter view [kk-studio] TWO LETTERS OFF

    Miss Stress

    From $36.00
    Quick addBlack
  • My Wife, Her Rules tee in Soft Cream — front [kk-studio] My Wife, Her Rules tee in Soft Cream — three-quarter view [kk-studio] HER HOUSE RULES

    My Wife, Her Rules

    From $36.00
    Quick addSoft Cream
  • Babygirl tee in Black — front [kk-studio] Babygirl tee in Black — three-quarter view [kk-studio] SHARP TEETH

    Babygirl

    From $36.00
    Quick addBlack
  • Boyfriend, Fiance, Husband tee in Black — front [kk-studio] Boyfriend, Fiance, Husband tee in Black — three-quarter view [kk-studio] NEWENDGAME ERA

    Boyfriend, Fiance, Husband

    From $36.00
    Quick addBlack
  • Good Girl tee in Black — front [kk-studio] Good Girl tee in Black — three-quarter view [kk-studio] NEWON GOOD BEHAVIOR

    Good Girl

    From $36.00
    Quick addBlack
  • Love Has No Limit (His) tee in Soft Cream — front [kk-studio] Love Has No Limit (His) tee in Soft Cream — three-quarter view [kk-studio] NO FINE PRINT

    Love Has No Limit (His)

    From $36.00
    Quick addSoft Cream
  • Passenger Princess tee in Black — front [kk-studio] Passenger Princess tee in Black — three-quarter view [kk-studio] PERMANENT SHOTGUN

    Passenger Princess

    From $36.00
    Quick addBlack
  • I'll Have to Ask My Wife tee in Soft Cream — front [kk-studio] I'll Have to Ask My Wife tee in Soft Cream — three-quarter view [kk-studio] ASK THE WIFE

    I'll Have to Ask My Wife

    From $36.00
    Quick addSoft Cream

03Choose your heat

How loud do you want it?

Every design is rated for how much it gives away. Pick the one you'd wear to brunch, or the one you wouldn't.

  1. 01

    Subtle

    Close-up of a black tee printed Boyfriend, Fiance, Husband, with the first two words crossed out. Reads as a joke to everyone who isn't in on it.Safe for brunch with her parents.18 designs
  2. 02

    Suggestive

    Close-up of a black women's tee printed with the word vanilla, struck through. Raises an eyebrow at dinner. Lands properly later.Safe for date night, and the ride home.6 designs
  3. 03

    Unmistakable

    Close-up of a black tee printed with the word sub in red serif letters. No plausible deniability. That's the point.Safe for home. Mostly.4 designs

04The lookbook

Worn, not told.

Ten looks, ten ways to say it without saying a word. Tap one to shop it.

05The house rules

Her house. Her rules.

KinkKart makes shirts for couples where she's in charge, and he's proud of it. Some designs say it in a whisper only the two of you will catch. Some say it to the whole table.

Either way, the shirt does the talking. Every order ships on these terms.

Terms of every order Effective immediately

  1. 01

    Free US shipping.

    No minimum. A single shirt ships free.

  2. 02

    Printed to order in the USA.

    Each shirt is printed when you order it, in 2–5 business days, by our US print partner.

  3. 03

    The box says nothing.

    It ships in a plain mailer. No slogans or graphics on the outside.

  4. 04

    Misprints are on us.

    Damaged, misprinted or wrong? We send a replacement free. How to claim.

  5. 05

    Soft, light cotton.

    Bella+Canvas Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz. Made to be worn, often.

Signed, Her

Approved

06The fine print

Questions you were too polite to ask.

Anything else? Email contact@kinkkart.com.

Will the package give anything away?

No. Every order ships in a plain mailer with no slogans or graphics on the outside. What's inside stays between the two of you.

How does sizing run?

Men's and unisex tees are the Bella+Canvas 3001: a regular retail fit, true to size. Women's tees are the Bella+Canvas 6004 Favorite Tee: slim, fitted and on the small side, so size up if you're between sizes or like a little room. Exact measurements are on every product page.

How long until it arrives?

Each shirt is printed to order in 2–5 business days, then ships free from our US print partner. You'll get a tracking link by email as soon as it's on its way.

Can I return or exchange it?

Every shirt is printed just for you, so we can't take returns or exchanges for a change of mind or the wrong size. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, we'll send a replacement free. Here's how to claim.

What do Subtle, Suggestive and Unmistakable mean?

It's our heat scale. Subtle reads as a joke to anyone who isn't in on it. Suggestive raises an eyebrow. Unmistakable leaves no room for doubt. Pick the one you're happy to wear in public.

Can I send one as a gift?

Yes. Put their address in at checkout and it ships to them free, in the same plain mailer.

She's already decided.

28 designs. Free US shipping. Plain packaging.

Shop all 28 designs Let him pick one (he'll ask you anyway)