Well-Behaved Men Don't Happen by Accident

Bella+Canvas 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Light, breathable and properly soft — it drapes instead of standing off you. Ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping and dual side seams keep the shape through the wash. Printed DTG, so the design sits in the fabric rather than on top of it.

Men's styles are the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Women's are the 6004 Favorite Tee, cut slim on a women's block — size up if you are between sizes.

Printed on demand in the USA. Production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days in transit. Every order ships in plain packaging — no slogans, no clues, nothing on the box. Your courier stays bored.

No returns or exchanges — every tee is printed to order. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, we replace it free: film one uncut video as you open the package, then email it with your order number to contact@kinkkart.com within 30 days. Full refund policy

Bella+Canvas 6004 Women's Favorite Tee. Measurements in inches, taken flat. This style runs small — size up if you are between sizes or want a relaxed fit.

Chest is measured flat across the garment, one inch below the armhole — double it for full circumference. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.