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My Wife, Her Rules

My Wife, Her Rules

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Constitution of the household.

My wife, her rules: “my” crossed out, “her” written in by hand. The bylaws, amended. For the husband who memorized the rulebook and dressed for the part.

The “my wife is the boss” shirt, with the edit showing. He follows her rules at the barbecue, at the in-laws' and in the hardware store, and never needs them explained twice. A gift for an anniversary or his birthday. In soft cream or white.

Pairs with her Born to Rule tee: the author of the rules.

  • Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee — 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
  • Lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²) — breathable, easy to layer, not the boxy blank
  • Retail fit with dual side seams and tapered shoulders, so it keeps its shape
  • Ribbed knit collar, tear-away label
  • DTG print — soft to the touch, sits in the fabric rather than on it

Printed on demand in the USA. Production 2–5 business days, then 3–5 day domestic shipping. Plain mailer, no slogans on the outside. Misprints and damaged items replaced free.

From the KinkKart husband shirts collection: graphic tees for the bold and the blushing.

Materials

Bella+Canvas 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Light, breathable and properly soft — it drapes instead of standing off you. Ribbed knit collar, shoulder taping and dual side seams keep the shape through the wash. Printed DTG, so the design sits in the fabric rather than on top of it.

Men's styles are the Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Women's are the 6004 Favorite Tee, cut slim on a women's block — size up if you are between sizes.

Shipping & Returns

Printed on demand in the USA. Production takes 2–5 business days, then 3–5 business days in transit. Every order ships in a plain mailer with no slogans or graphics on the outside. Your courier stays bored.

No returns or exchanges — every tee is printed to order. If it arrives damaged, misprinted or wrong, we replace it free: film one uncut video as you open the package, then email it with your order number to contact@kinkkart.com within 5 days of delivery. Full refund policy

Dimensions

Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee. Measurements in inches, taken flat. Retail fit — true to size for most, size up for a relaxed drop.

SizeChest (flat)Body length
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632

Chest is measured flat across the garment, one inch below the armhole — double it for full circumference. Body length runs from the high point of the shoulder to the hem.

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out, to keep the print sharp. Mild detergent, no bleach. Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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NOT A DEBATE.

She wrote the rules. You signed the marriage. Everyone else can keep guessing.
  • Free Shipping

    No code, no minimum: every US order ships free, even a single tee. Each one is printed to order in the USA and ships within 2–5 business days.

  • Damaged? Replaced Free

    Arrived damaged, misprinted or wrong? Film the unboxing in one uncut video and we'll send a new one free. Every tee is printed to order, so there are no other returns or exchanges.