Long Nails = No Household Chores

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The Long Nails = No Household Chores women's heavyweight tee is the doctor's note for everything she doesn't do. He folds the laundry. She runs the world. 180gsm combed cotton, women's regular fit, print clean as a notarised document.

180gsm combed heavyweight cotton — premium weight, not the supermarket stuff
Women's regular fit, pre-shrunk, cut on a women's block (not unisex)
Plastisol print that holds its edges wash after wash
Reinforced shoulder seams, tear-away label

48-hour dispatch. Free shipping pan-India. Plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. 7-day no-questions size swaps.

★ 4.9 from 2,000+ secrets. Part of the KinkKart FLR collection — graphic tees for the bold and the blushing.

Materials

Heavyweight 180gsm combed cotton. Dense, dependable, never see-through. Pre-shrunk so what fits at the till still fits after wash three. Reinforced shoulder seams and a tear-away label that actually tears away. Plastisol print — it survives the laundry and the laundromat.

Shipping & Returns

48-hour dispatch from our warehouse. Pan-India delivery in 3–6 working days. Free shipping on all orders. Every order ships in a plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. Your courier guy stays bored. Wrong size? 7-day no-questions swaps. We won't ask why. Reach us at contact@kinkkart.com.

Dimensions

Half-sleeve round-neck women's tee. All measurements in inches. Garment is pre-shrunk; finished size may vary by +/- 0.5".

Size	Chest	Length	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	34	24	14	6.5
S	36	25	14.5	7
M	38	26	15	7.5
L	40	27	15.5	8
XL	42	28	16	8.5

Chest measured flat, pit-to-pit, x2. Length from high shoulder to hem. Women's regular fit — true to label size, cut on a women's block (not unisex).

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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MANICURE = IMMUNITY.

The nails are a contract. He reads it every Sunday. You don't lift a finger — that would chip the polish.

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Long Nails = No Household Chores