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Lazy By Choice, Rebel By Nature — Women's Tee

Lazy By Choice, Rebel By Nature — Women's Tee

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CJP Membership Requirement REQ/02 — Lazy. Physically only. The brain may continue to spiral.

The uniform of the Voice of the Lazy & Unemployed. The rebellion that doesn't show up to the rally because the bus pass expired. The opposition that protests by napping through it. The Monday-morning manifesto written from bed.

Secular. Socialist. Democratic. Lazy.

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Hum nahi marenge. Aur uthenge bhi nahi.

Independent merch. Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party, its founder, or any official representative. Sold as political satire.

Materials

Heavyweight 180gsm combed cotton. Dense, dependable, never see-through. Pre-shrunk so what fits at the till still fits after wash three. Reinforced shoulder seams and a tear-away label that actually tears away. Plastisol print — it survives the laundry and the laundromat.

Shipping & Returns

48-hour dispatch from our warehouse. Pan-India delivery in 3–6 working days. Free shipping on all orders. Every order ships in a plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. Your courier guy stays bored. Wrong size? 7-day no-questions swaps. We won't ask why. Reach us at contact@kinkkart.com.

Dimensions

Half-sleeve round-neck women's tee. All measurements in inches. Garment is pre-shrunk; finished size may vary by +/- 0.5".

SizeChestLengthShoulderSleeve
XS3424146.5
S362514.57
M3826157.5
L402715.58
XL4228168.5

Chest measured flat, pit-to-pit, x2. Length from high shoulder to hem. Women's regular fit — true to label size, cut on a women's block (not unisex).

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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SECULAR · SOCIALIST · DEMOCRATIC · LAZY.

REQ/02 of the manifesto — physically only. The brain may continue to spiral. The most effective opposition is the one that refuses to get up.

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