Just A Roach — Men's Tee

Rs. 999.00

~~Rs. 1,199.00~~ Rs. 999.00

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No designation. No portfolio. No press release. Just a roach — and that's the whole point.

The CJP's founding identity. The slur, reclaimed. The bracket the system put you in, worn on the front. Main Bhi Cockroach / मैं भी कॉकरोच — for every rejection email, every "overqualified," every form filed into a void.

Membership: free. Lifelong. Revocable only by you.

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They tried to step on us. We came back.

Independent merch. Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party, its founder, or any official representative. Sold as political satire.

Materials

Heavyweight 180gsm combed cotton. Dense, dependable, never see-through. Pre-shrunk so what fits at the till still fits after wash three. Reinforced shoulder seams and a tear-away label that actually tears away. Plastisol print — it survives the laundry and the laundromat.

Shipping & Returns

48-hour dispatch from our warehouse. Pan-India delivery in 3–6 working days. Free shipping on all orders. Every order ships in a plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. Your courier guy stays bored. Wrong size? 7-day no-questions swaps. We won't ask why. Reach us at contact@kinkkart.com.

Dimensions

Half-sleeve round-neck men's tee. All measurements in inches. Garment is pre-shrunk; finished size may vary by +/- 0.5".

Size	Chest	Length	Shoulder	Sleeve
S	38	27	17	8
M	40	28	18	8.5
L	42	29	19	9
XL	44	30	20	9.5

Chest measured flat, pit-to-pit, x2. Length from high shoulder to hem. Regular fit — order true to size for a relaxed drop, or one down for closer to body.

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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मैं भी कॉकरोच.

No title. No portfolio. No PA. Just the species that outlasted every regime that called it pest. The bracket is the badge.

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Just A Roach — Men's Tee