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Cockroach Mode On — Women's Tee

Rs. 999.00

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15 May 2026 — the CJI called you a cockroach. 16 May — we made it a uniform.

Cockroach Mode On is the founding posture of the Cockroach Janta Party. The setting you flip to the second the system makes you the punchline. Job market: hostile. Result: leaked. WhatsApp uncle: relentless. You don't fight it. You activate.

Worn by the swarm that overtook the government's own follower count in five days.

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Main Bhi Cockroach. Tu Bhi Cockroach.

Filed under: General Disgruntlement.

Independent merch. Not affiliated with the Cockroach Janta Party, its founder, or any official representative. Sold as political satire.

Materials

Heavyweight 180gsm combed cotton. Dense, dependable, never see-through. Pre-shrunk so what fits at the till still fits after wash three. Reinforced shoulder seams and a tear-away label that actually tears away. Plastisol print — it survives the laundry and the laundromat.

Shipping & Returns

48-hour dispatch from our warehouse. Pan-India delivery in 3–6 working days. Free shipping on all orders. Every order ships in a plain packaging — no slogans, no clues. Your courier guy stays bored. Wrong size? 7-day no-questions swaps. We won't ask why. Reach us at contact@kinkkart.com.

Dimensions

Half-sleeve round-neck women's tee. All measurements in inches. Garment is pre-shrunk; finished size may vary by +/- 0.5".

Size	Chest	Length	Shoulder	Sleeve
XS	34	24	14	6.5
S	36	25	14.5	7
M	38	26	15	7.5
L	40	27	15.5	8
XL	42	28	16	8.5

Chest measured flat, pit-to-pit, x2. Length from high shoulder to hem. Women's regular fit — true to label size, cut on a women's block (not unisex).

Care Instructions

Cold machine wash, inside out — hot water fades the joke. Mild detergent, skip the bleach (it doesn't get the irony). Tumble dry low or hang in shade. Iron inside out on medium; never iron the print directly. Wash separately for the first two cycles. Dry clean if you're feeling fancy — you don't need to.

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